Shirtless daddy dancing around on Santa Monica screams โ€œyou wanna come home with us?โ€ 

I hesitated and he yelled โ€œwe have coke!!!โ€ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜•

Bleh. I guess I look the type, huh.

Good looking enough guy but the wheels that were turning in my head were more like โ€œI want to see Paula Abdul.โ€

Hey, little boy with the ba ba ba ba ba balloon! 

His partner cringed and was sufficiently embarrassed for all three of us.

Either that or he was like โ€œhell no honey donโ€™t put that scrub in your mouth, youโ€™re cut off.โ€

Hey, mister police officer- UH OH! 

*giggle*

Dear WeHo: Cocaine is one of the worst drugs known to man, strictly in terms of dollars per minute of enjoyment. ๐Ÿ˜ก