“A dumpster in Connecticut”

I don’t even know what TV show they’re watching in the living room but I overheard a snippet:

“You ever notice how all of his stories are like, this one time, I got so wasted? Or, this one time, I woke up in a dumpster in Connecticut?”I usually ignore the TV, but —

I snorted a little too loudly at that for reasons I would rather not elaborate on.