Lul @ the women at Thanksgiving dinner anxiously eyeing the two gay guys at dinner for signs of us planning to open a joint Pier One Credit Card together later this afternoon.
Mom was cornering me like, “Well?”
“Well, what?”
I identify as a Bear in the gay community.
Specifically, a Panda Bear:
If you introduce me to a potential mate we won’t get along and then we’ll refuse to mate in captivity!
Finally: “I like chubby guys now, mom. It’s harder for them to run away!”