I guess there’ll be a dowry of two chickens and a goat or whatever.

I’ve seen the amount of internal accounting controls involved in simply marking down a sales order, heaven only knows what kind of paperwork you’d have to fill out to buy me.

One of my interview questions involved some role play where they needed to save their work because they had 11 minutes before they were killed in a tsunami.

I made a face and asked who on earth would want to spend the last 11 minutes of their life talking to our front-end call center.

What, it’s role play! I’m trying to make it believable!