{"id":7193,"date":"2017-11-28T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fadingstar.mx\/?p=7193"},"modified":"2024-01-15T17:46:09","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T17:46:09","slug":"a-dumpster-in-connecticut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2017\/11\/28\/a-dumpster-in-connecticut\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cA dumpster in Connecticut\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I don\u2019t even know what TV show they\u2019re watching in the living room but I overheard a snippet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><em>\u201cYou ever notice how all of his stories are like, this one time, I got so wasted? Or, this one time, I woke up in a dumpster in Connecticut?\u201d<\/em>I usually ignore the TV, but \u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>I snorted a little too loudly at that for reasons I would rather not elaborate on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t even know what TV show they\u2019re watching in the living room but I overheard a snippet: \u201cYou ever notice how all of his stories are like, this one time, I got so wasted? Or, this one time, I woke up in a dumpster in Connecticut?\u201dI usually ignore the TV, but \u2014 I snorted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12143,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7193\/revisions\/12143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}