{"id":7129,"date":"2017-04-23T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2017-04-23T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fadingstar.mx\/?p=7129"},"modified":"2024-01-15T17:44:33","modified_gmt":"2024-01-15T17:44:33","slug":"oh-well-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2017\/04\/23\/oh-well-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh well."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The speaker came up to the podium and announced that he\u2019d relapsed on meth for one weekend and caught gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphillis, *and* HPV.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>He received a raucous whistling and cheering standing ovation for that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>This guy sat down next to me, grabbed a hold of my hand, and informed me that I\u2019m his boyfriend now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>I shrugged and said \u201cokay.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>He leaned in close to me and whispered \u201csmoking crack is like getting hit by a bus!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>I burst out laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Unfortunately, at that very moment, the speaker had just said that his uncle passed away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>It looked like I was laughing uncontrollably at that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Oh well. No one likes me anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The speaker came up to the podium and announced that he\u2019d relapsed on meth for one weekend and caught gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphillis, *and* HPV. He received a raucous whistling and cheering standing ovation for that. Only in Los Angeles. This guy sat down next to me, grabbed a hold of my hand, and informed me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7129"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14581,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7129\/revisions\/14581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}