{"id":15274,"date":"2017-11-24T02:31:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-24T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/?p=15274"},"modified":"2024-01-23T02:32:07","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T02:32:07","slug":"well-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2017\/11\/24\/well-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Well\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Lul @ the women at Thanksgiving dinner anxiously eyeing the two gay guys at dinner for signs of us planning to open a joint Pier One Credit Card together later this afternoon.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom was cornering me like, \u201cWell?\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, what?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I identify as a Bear in the gay community<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Specifically, a Panda Bear:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>If you introduce me to a potential mate we won\u2019t get along and then we\u2019ll refuse to mate in captivity!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally: \u201cI like chubby guys now, mom. It\u2019s harder for them to run away!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lul @ the women at Thanksgiving dinner anxiously eyeing the two gay guys at dinner for signs of us planning to open a joint Pier One Credit Card together later this afternoon.&nbsp; Mom was cornering me like, \u201cWell?\u201d&nbsp; \u201cWell, what?\u201d I identify as a Bear in the gay community.&nbsp; Specifically, a Panda Bear: If you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15275,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15274\/revisions\/15275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}