{"id":10523,"date":"2023-05-28T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-28T22:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fadingstar.mx\/?p=10523"},"modified":"2024-02-23T00:28:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T00:28:05","slug":"in-the-future-nothing-works","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/2023\/05\/28\/in-the-future-nothing-works\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cIn the future, nothing works.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul>\n<li>Spark plugs<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cNukes\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ammunition<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>What do (or don\u2019t) they have in common?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What are their \u201cclean\u201d alternatives?  \ud83e\udee2\ud83e\udd2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4956.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4956.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4956-300x206.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4956-768x528.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4956-676x465.jpeg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">FTFY, the firmament chads (were) right. \u201cHole\u201d in the \u201cozone layer,\u201d lmao bye. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The \u201cmoon,\u201d lmao, bye. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know why they have to stitch together 16 different pieces of \u201cearth\u201d to make a picture of it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"913\" height=\"865\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4957.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4957.jpeg 913w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4957-300x284.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4957-768x728.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4957-676x640.jpeg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 913px) 100vw, 913px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mirage. [projection]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"474\" height=\"594\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4995.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4995.jpeg 474w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4995-239x300.jpeg 239w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Same reason you see \u201coceans\u201d on the desert horizon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-edited-1024x719-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-edited-1024x719-1.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-edited-1024x719-1-300x211.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-edited-1024x719-1-768x539.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-edited-1024x719-1-676x475.jpeg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I am &#8220;acknowledging,&#8221; but not &#8220;apologizing for&#8221; the original upload, if it&#8217;s an honest mistake it&#8217;s an honest mistake.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Having noticed and edited that, I don&#8217;t know who lives or works on Antartica, that&#8217;s somebody else&#8217;s conspiracy, not my circus, not my monkeys- what I am getting at is the 2D -&gt; 3D -&gt; 4D transition and the actual travel of our planet. Just look at the &#8220;orbit&#8221; of the International Space Station. It looks like a spirograph!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-annotated-1024x719-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-annotated-1024x719-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-annotated-1024x719-1-300x211.jpg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-annotated-1024x719-1-768x539.jpg 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_1936-annotated-1024x719-1-676x475.jpg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"333\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/cosmos-1024x333.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/cosmos-1024x333.png 1024w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/cosmos-300x98.png 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/cosmos-768x250.png 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/cosmos-676x220.png 676w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/cosmos.png 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Earth is a torus. Your cells are toroidal. The toroid is energetic and extends beyond the boundary of the cell wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"915\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4962-1024x915-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4962-1024x915-1.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4962-1024x915-1-300x268.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4962-1024x915-1-768x686.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4962-1024x915-1-676x604.jpeg 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Laugh all you want, at least I didn\u2019t turn into a hypno-sissy during the \u201ctroubles.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/899c8a375163e484.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/899c8a375163e484.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/899c8a375163e484-234x300.jpeg 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, maybe once or twice just for funzies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"507\" height=\"496\" src=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4961.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4961.png 507w, https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_4961-300x293.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do (or don\u2019t) they have in common? What are their \u201cclean\u201d alternatives? \ud83e\udee2\ud83e\udd2b The \u201cmoon,\u201d lmao, bye. You know why they have to stitch together 16 different pieces of \u201cearth\u201d to make a picture of it? Mirage. [projection] Same reason you see \u201coceans\u201d on the desert horizon. Having noticed and edited that, I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10523"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10523"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16421,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10523\/revisions\/16421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v4.fadingstar.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}